Ryan sent me this and i laugh like hell. haha.

Confusing Chinese Names

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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This is hilarious ...

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)


OVERDUE PIC..

the black guy in pink is my lecturer for marketing!
eh he very hairyyyyyy! talk very fast!! very not handsome!
my classmate said he's handsome. faint* ..


went to SPA with sister after that SUSHI TEI with bro boy! =DD




OVERDUE PIC FOR MICH BDAY


me and des.

with dear

with weecheng.

with mich

francis with mich

23/09/08 its dear brother ROM day.

through out the whole dinner. i was being #$%$@$@%&^%* by Ah Soon & AH Di. =)

220908!!!


HAPPY 2ND ANNIVERSARY


lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove

last 2 wk.

went for dinner with dear, francis francis gf, wc, des , shi zhen.

after that we went for bowling, pool, lan and mahjong all the way the next day afternoon.

went bowling with brandon the other day too .


AH HAI! NO.1

AH HAI NO.2

AH HAI NO. 3

AH HAI NO. 4

AND DESMOND AH HAI NO. 5

VERY LONG DIDNT BLOG LE! very free now. so post all the picture out! heheh!!!!!!
today is my accounting paper. i don ask for more. i hope to pass only =DDD

GENTING TRIP WITH MY BABY!!

before going to GENTING for 3D2N, darling and i went to cruise. he went for gambling.
after that straight away come back to sg and book ticket to genting. super last mins. hehe. lovelovelove.
during the 3D2N we went to the theme park. CLUB. everyday eat and eat only. and SHOPPINGGG